I used to think investing was supposed to feel intelligent. Then I watched a guy on financial television scream about “market efficiency” five minutes before recommending investors pile into the exact same seven companies every other investor already owns. That’s when I realized modern investing isn’t really a sophisticated system anymore. It’s a crowded concert exit with earnings reports. And nowhere is that more obvious than in mega-cap concentrated indexes — those beautiful little financial machines where a handful of gigantic companies quietly dominate everything while the rest of the index shows up like unpaid interns. We pretend these indexes are diversified. That’s adorable. You buy an index expecting broad exposure to the economy and end up owning a technologically enhanced worship ceremony for a few trillion-dollar corporations. The whole thing starts feeling less like investing and more like economically sanctioned celebrity culture. And honestly? I love it. Becaus...