By now, it’s basically a sport to track what members of Congress are doing with their investment portfolios—and wouldn’t you know it, Marjorie Taylor Greene has once again played the game like a pro-level insider. This time, it’s not shady stock options or mysterious biotech picks before a big FDA approval. No, this time it’s a good ol’ flight to safety, courtesy of hundreds of thousands of dollars poured into U.S. Treasury Bills— days before Donald Trump detonated the stock market with his new “Liberation Day” tariffs. Yes, you read that right. While average Americans watched their retirement accounts bleed out faster than a MAGA hat in a Whole Foods, Greene was quietly locking up a hefty portion of her portfolio in the fiscal equivalent of a panic room. So let’s take a little stroll through the magical world of political foresight, portfolio “coincidences,” and the latest episode of MAGAland: Financial Edition. T-Bills: The Boring Investment That Suddenly Looks Genius Before we...