Every Alphabet earnings report now feels like two companies walking onto the same stage. The first is the Google most of us already understand. It owns the world’s most important search engine, operates YouTube, sells an ocean of digital advertising, and generates more cash than many countries could locate with both hands and a flashlight. The second is a vastly more expensive creature being assembled behind the curtain. It consumes data centers, chips, electricity, engineers, fiber, cooling systems, and capital at a rate that would make an industrial empire feel financially self-conscious. This is Alphabet’s AI future, and management is spending as though arriving second would be a form of corporate extinction. As I look ahead to Alphabet’s next earnings report, expected to cover the third quarter of 2026, I am not primarily asking whether the company can beat Wall Street’s revenue estimate by half a billion dollars. Alphabet generated nearly $120 billion in revenue last quarter. At t...