Ah, the age-old investor dilemma: do you want to own the whole S&P 500 cheaply and efficiently with Vanguard’s beloved VOO , or do you want to pay up for a fund like SPYI , which promises you “income innovation” but ends up handing you back your own money disguised as dividends while quietly lagging the market? It’s like choosing between drinking water from a clean mountain stream or sipping flat soda from a plastic cup at a gas station. Both hydrate you, technically—but only one doesn’t leave you with buyer’s remorse. This blog is for the income-chasers, the dividend-maximalists, and the folks who think monthly distributions are the holy grail. Spoiler alert: that monthly payout may just be your capital draped in a bow, a financial magic trick that would make even David Copperfield blush. By the end, you’ll understand why paying to underperform isn’t just a mistake—it’s a full-on lifestyle choice. Section 1: The Two Contenders VOO – The Vanguard S&P 500 ETF Let’s start wi...