Because Retirement Shouldn’t Be a Game of Financial Hunger Games Let’s face it: the idea of scraping by on Social Security and old coupons from Denny’s is not anyone’s dream retirement. Unless you’re a fan of early-bird dinner specials, polyester pants, and wondering whether this week’s prescription costs more than your grocery bill, you probably want something a bit more… plush. Enter monthly income funds — the holy grail for investors who want regular cash without the hassle of calling their broke nephew to Venmo a few bucks. If you play your cards right, six solid income-producing funds could potentially net you $5,000 a month — that’s $60,000 a year — without having to rob a bank or start an OnlyFans for your feet. So let’s dig in. Six funds. One goal: monthly income you can count on, without having to work until you're 93 and wearing orthopedic shoes. 1. JEPQ – JPMorgan Nasdaq Equity Premium Income ETF Dividend Yield: ~11.5% Monthly Income (at $100k): $958 You know it’...